{"product_id":"lamentationsoftheflameprincessgreenmessiah","title":"Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green Messiah","description":"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world. GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians. Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world. The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months. The Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH FUCKERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39584365707319,"sku":"LFP0077","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/9195\/2951\/products\/lfp0077_web_front.jpg?v=1641327519","url":"https:\/\/isleofgamesaz.com\/products\/lamentationsoftheflameprincessgreenmessiah","provider":"Isle of Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}