{"product_id":"morkborgbookofmiseryvolume1","title":"Mork Borg: Book of Misery: Volume 1","description":"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA third-party MÖRK BORG zine, packed with despair and misery, including more classes, weapons, monsters and adventures.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside you will find:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- 6 new classes, from a chivalric warrior to a small child who grew up in the sewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- A crit fail table, for when you feel the need to be even more sadistic to your players.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- A bunch of new weapons, ranging from the average Dane axe to the mighty sharpened throwing finger! (Prices may vary depending on how generous you feel.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Over 15 new enemies, ranging from your average small weak mob to your strong BBEG style demon. If you want your players dead, here's over 15 new things to ensure that happens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- A unique and delightfully charming NPC who sells interesting teas! Her mien is based on how the PCs approach her... she also has a gigantic bodyguard in case you need to punish a murder hobo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- 3 adventures! The Howling Caverns: a claustrophobic cavern crawl with rituals and werewolves, A Putrid House: created via the dungeon generator a.k.a the DNGNGEN. A truly horrific entity is possessing these halls! Lastly, A Dungeon Most Pointless: a stripped-back simple dungeon to troll your players with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Kali, a unique dog companion your PCs can buy. Designed for small tables of players (2-3) who may need a little bit of a hand... or even solo play!!\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39785441755191,"sku":"EFPZ0022","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/9195\/2951\/products\/efpz0022_web_cover.jpg?v=1656446933","url":"https:\/\/isleofgamesaz.com\/products\/morkborgbookofmiseryvolume1","provider":"Isle of Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}