{"product_id":"paint-the-town-red","title":"Paint the Town Red","description":"\u003csection class=\"shopify-section section\" id=\"shopify-section-template--18208139444398__rich_text_UMETiK\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"isolate\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text content-container color-background-1 gradient rich-text--full-width content-container--full-width section-template--18208139444398__rich_text_UMETiK-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__wrapper rich-text__wrapper--center page-width\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__blocks center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rich-text__heading rte h0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring Up The Bodies!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"shopify-section section\" id=\"shopify-section-template--18208139444398__rich_text_Ctarkx\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"isolate\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text content-container color-background-1 gradient rich-text--full-width content-container--full-width section-template--18208139444398__rich_text_Ctarkx-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__wrapper rich-text__wrapper--center page-width\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__blocks center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__text rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaint the Town Red - a game about being dead (inside)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eHistory's greatest cities become your playground in this game of partying through the pain and misery of death. You'll attend parties, soirees, balls, functions, gatherings, reunions, celebrations, jamborees; anything to add a little sugar and spice to your eternal boredom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInevitably your shenanigans will bring the weight of mortal (and undead) society crashing down on your head, and you'll have to take the party somewhere else and find a new place to slake your thirst. I've heard Charlemagne's court is nice this time of year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"main-page-title page-title h0\"\u003ePaint The Town Red\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome, Aachen and New York in a quest to be the (un)life of the party! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41580791169079,"sku":"SOMPTRCRBP","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/9195\/2951\/files\/PTTR_Store_Image_1.jpg?v=1744332250","url":"https:\/\/isleofgamesaz.com\/products\/paint-the-town-red","provider":"Isle of Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}