{"product_id":"pukeapocalypse","title":"Pukeapocalypse","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"comp-li4rongw\" class=\"HcOXKn c9GqVL QxJLC3 comp-li4rongw wixui-rich-text\" data-testid=\"richTextElement\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font_8 wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003ePukeapocalypse is a nasty, violent, nihilistic, foul mouthed, narrative campaign skirmish game. It’s punk, it’s horrible, it’s full of puke, gore and grue. It knows lots of rude words and it likes to use them. The apocalypse has already happened, all your scumbags will die, and they’ll have a thoroughly unpleasant time doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font_8 wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003eThere’s no god, there’s no hope, there’s a shit-ton of vomit, and it’s all gushing your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"comp-lpk19uca\" class=\"HcOXKn c9GqVL QxJLC3 comp-lpk19uca wixui-rich-text\" data-testid=\"richTextElement\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font_8 wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003ePukeapocalpse is a miniatures agnostic narrative skirmish level game. It is designed to encourage kitbashing and campaign play for two or more players and last about 45 minutes to a session.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font_8 wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\"\u003ePlayers will take around five Scumbags in a 28mm scale through a tsunami of radioactive stomach acid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePukeapocalypse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is a low minis count, miniatures agnostic narrative skirmish game. It’s designed to encourage kitbashing and campaign play for \u003cstrong\u003etwo or more players\u003c\/strong\u003e. A game should last about \u003cstrong\u003e45 minutes\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can play a good chunk of a campaign in a single session.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ll grab a band of scumbags from one of \u003cstrong\u003esix messed up cliques\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeral Doggers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePuke powered Vom Cultists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDominant Queen’s Cysters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAggro driven Skinless Skins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeta mastering Straight Edgers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe mentalists of the Psychobillies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach has a set of unique powers, specific playstyle and progression path along with a distinct aesthetic and style. Generating a band to get started is as simple as picking your clique and going. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring play you’ll be attacking other scumbags by laying chains of \u003cstrong\u003eBile Tokens\u003c\/strong\u003e, included as fully illustrated punch out tokens, representing your streams of acidic vomit, across the tabletop. No measuring ranges, no checking for Line of Sight, just pick a victim and let rip. You’ll not only place tokens flat across the tabletop, you’ll flick them to gain an advantage from projectile barf blowing, stack them on anyone you managed to blast up the arse, use them to shove other scumbags around  and dump them from mighty elevations. Movement is simple, pick a point within range of the included \u003cstrong\u003emeasuring middle finger \u003c\/strong\u003eand put your scumbag there, then roll to see what sorts of horrible crap happened to them on the way. Everything results in something happening, nothing ends in nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you’re a glutton for punishment, there’s a full campaign system. \u003c\/strong\u003eScumbags don’t have stats, because who can be doing with that noise? Instead experience results in new weird powers that open up different abilities and options during play. Not that you can just spend that experience, you’ll be using a die to progress system where an individual Scumbag only gets new powers when they burst into a shower of acidic puke and get replaced by a convenient identical relation. The new scumbag will come with new powers and will keep anything the old one had that you modelled onto the mini. Kitbashing is built right into the rules, if it’s painted in or glued on you can’t lose it. Hobby makes you immortal. Once you’ve got your band running you can play through a range of scenarios, maybe including some Wandering Bastards to mix things up or dumping your scumbags into Rancid Environments. After you’ve finally had enough of that you can finish it all up with the linking set of scenarios known as the Pointless Crusade. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41104374825015,"sku":"EFP01046","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/9195\/2951\/files\/pukeapocalypse-561099.jpg?v=1720036129","url":"https:\/\/isleofgamesaz.com\/products\/pukeapocalypse","provider":"Isle of Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}